Plant lust

"how did it switch back to cats? Are you at the same house?"

Trent: “yeah we live together”

"are you allowed to do that how old are you?"

Trent: “way older than you obviously”

"Omg. What are you his girlfriend?"

Liam: “yes actually, she is his girlfriend”

On xbox
Them: your voice is so weird. What are you a girl?
Me: yes. I am a girl. Good work
Them: leaves chat, comes back
Them: since when do girls play xbox
Them: you have a weird accent any way. We can't even understand you
Me: Liam, tell them where I'm from
Liam: she's actually from Australia
Them: she sounds normal. But you sound like shit. Stupid New Zealander.